Friday 13 April 2012

My husband is not good enough in bed.....???


My dear women (and men) of the world, if you are silently complaining about the 3-minute man in your life, you do us all a disservice by keeping it to yourself.
If you think that a man automatically knows that he sucks at sex then you are wrong. If you think that a man knows the importance of satisfying your urges as much as his own then you are wrong. Finally, if you think that a man will not try to “fix” his sexual issue after he learns it then you are wrong. Machismo decrees that a man be a sexual dynamo for his woman but when you keep it a dirty little secret you both will lose.
Suck at Sex? Then She Will Cheat!
I don’t care if you’re the most humble woman in the world, if your guy hasn’t gotten you off in years and I come along and accomplish it in 30 minutes of torrid bathroom sex, you will be at my house every week. Some men lose their women with no knowledge that it was due to them being tender under the zipper or selfish in refusing to  have their tongue scout the necessary terrain.
This is fact, but oft times we aren’t told that we suck. No, we are pitied, left to “assume” or learn from articles such as this one. This is why I lay the blame on the women in our lives that spare us from this lesson.
You Hurt Us Verbally All The Time – So Why Stop Now?
Women act like this information will crush a guy’s ego into nothing. If it’s something that cannot be fixed (like your man having a small penis) then I get it, but I have to argue the same to this. Women spare our feelings if we have a little penis, can only last 3 minutes or lack any rhythm whatsoever sexually YET have no qualms with ripping a guy for:
  • Being shorter than 6′ (this hurts many men)
  • Being overweight
  • Being older
  • Being an overly nice guy
These critiques all affect a man’s ego and when a man is criticized on something that he can fix (ie: being broke), you better believe he busts his ass to fix it.
So if you have a man that you love, who is perfect but can’t last longer than a few minutes inside of you… Why play nice all of a sudden and refuse to tell him? Let the man know so that he can work on his stroke count.
Most Men Want The Power To Rock Your World!
Women have this knowledge, especially you freaky sex kittens out there. So why not teach him how to pleasure you? If your guy’s a selfish 3 minute lover then make him earn those 3 minutes by facilitating you with a lengthy tongue lashing. Chances are the dude is clueless and ignorant. So get your tutor’s cap on and force him to get you where you need to be before he gets his 3 minutes of Jack rabbit bliss. You never know, he may become a fan!
So if you’re reading this and you are guilty of sparing a terrible sexual partner this charge out of sparing his feelings – please stop. Tell him and rage be damned, force him to do better. At the end of the day, unless you’re with a trademark douchebag, he will get in the lab, work some angles and figure out a way to earn your respect in the bedroom.....

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